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The Volunteer

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

It was the weekend of the Springfield High School 25th reunion.  The Friday-Saturday festivities were over, but a group of 10 once-close friends who hadn’t seen each other for years were winding down some casual conversation and libation in the hotel bar.   Most of the reunion’s attendees had already dispersed for the evening, but these ten old friends were extending the reunion a bit longer.

 

Finally, Tina announced she was going to call it a night as she had to catch a flight at 7 in the morning to fly back home.  Eric, George, and Abbie looked at their watches and echoed the sentiment that they had early flights to catch, too.  Everyone rose from their seats around the table, and exchanged final toasts, handshakes, kisses and hugs, with polite admonitions to one another to keep in touch. 

 

As they all moved out of the bar, five people in the group said good-bye and took off to the parking lot for their drives home.  However, Barry, who also still lived in the area, lingered behind.  He walked slowly across the lobby with the group staying in the hotel.

 

 “So, how are you guys going to get to the airport?” he asked. 

 

“Catch a cab,” responded George, with a shrug.

 

 “Me, too,” said Abbie, as the other out-of-town guests nodded

 

“A cab?  No, no,” said Barry.  “Let me take you.  No problem.”

 

“You don’t need to do that, Barry”, said Abbie with a smile.  “Too early.  Thanks but that’s way too much to ask of you.”

 

“My pleasure, “ insisted Barry.  “Some final moments together before another 25 years goes by…All of you can relax in the luxury accommodations of my new car.”

 

“Are you sure?  You’d need to pick us up at like 4:30 in the morning…”

 

“Absolutely,” said Barry with enthusiasm.  “Anything for the class of 83.”

 

So the plans were set.  Goodnights and see-you-laters were repeated, and the four hotel guests headed for the elevator, while Barry waved and headed home.

 

 

Barry arrived back at the hotel at 4:42 in the morning. There was a bit of toe-tapping and tenseness in that he was late, but the general feeling was that traffic should not be too bad on a Sunday morning.   He packed his four friends and their luggage into his brand new Ford Explorer SUV, and after about 10 minutes, they finally hit the road on the way to the airport. 

 

Immediately, Barry turned on his car stereo to a decibel level that rattled their bones.    Thumping, thumping, thumping.    “Uh, can you turn that down a bit?” Eric pleaded, his head painfully throbbing from the long night of alcohol.

 

Barry turned to Eric, scowling incredulously.  “What?  You don’t like my music?”  He shook his head, somewhat insulted.  “Rap Dog keeps me alert.”  Anyway, driver’s preference.  You should know that.”

 

Eric sighed, and dropped his face into left hand, stroking his forehead while he took a sip of coffee.

 

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed…” whispered Tina under her breath, but still loud enough that Barry heard it.

 

Abbie glanced forward at Eric, and then to Barry.  “Well, it is a bit loud.  Can’t we just talk a little instead?”

 

Barry’s jaw tightened, agitated.  Clearly irritated, he sat silent.  His face reddened.

 

“Barry…’  Abbie leaned forward and said softly.  “Please?”

 

Muttering an obscenity, Barry reached for the console and punched a button to shut the stereo off.   “Satisfied?” he said, gesturing with his hand as if to hold the sudden silence.

 

There was no conversation for the next several minutes.  And each second that passed by echoed the tension louder. Finally, George leaned forward from the back seat.  “So, how long do you think it will take to get to the airport?”

 

“Oh, so I’m not driving fast enough for you?” Barry asked sarcastically.

 

“Well, it’s just that we left about 20 minutes later than planned.”

 

Barry’s attitude became increasingly condescending.  “Hey, I have my own life, too, you know.  Anyway, you don’t really need to be at the airport 2 hours ahead of time; they just tell you that.  4.30, 4:45, 5:00, whatever.  It wouldn’t make a difference; you’ll all catch your flights.”

 

George sat back in his seat, shaking his head in frustration.   Barry watched George through the rear view mirror and his reaction didn’t please Barry at all.

 

His foot now pushed on the accelerator with reckless aggression.  Although there weren’t a lot of cars on the freeway at that time, there were enough that Barry began to weave back and forth between lanes every 15 seconds or so to move through traffic.  A dizzy, hectic pace.

 

“Too fast, Barry.  Slow down,” Tina intoned, nervously.

 

Barry’s clenched his teeth and began to drive even faster.

 

“Slow it down, Barry.”  George demanded. “I’d like to make it to the 30th reunion if I can.”

 

Barry swerved again, causing Eric to spill his coffee in the front seat beside him.

 

“God damn it,” Barry exclaimed.   “God damn you!”

 

Cutting off a car in the right lane, Barry jerked the wheel to the right, and pulled over to the side of the freeway.  Braking the car with a jolt, he drummed the steering wheel angrily several times, and then turned to the guests in his car.

 

“You high and mighty people leave Springfield and go off to seek your fortune elsewhere, and then come back, look down on me, and treat me like I am your servant or something.  You don’t thank me for getting up at an ungodly hour to take you to the airport.  You don’t show any appreciation or respect.  All you do it complain.”

 

“We didn’t ask you—“ Eric began before Barry cut him off.

 

“That’s right.  I volunteered to take you.  But since you people seem to have forgotten what friendship is and don’t appreciate my help at all, that’s it.  Get out.  Get out of the car now!  Find another way to the airport.  It is no longer my responsibility.”

 

“F—king jerk!” said George, his voice rising along with the veins in his neck.  “I don’t believe this!”

 

“Asshole ingrates!” responded Barry.  “Out!”

 

And with that, the four guests stormed out of the car and grabbed their luggage from the back.  Barry could see them talking to one another in hushed voices in an animated fashion as he watched them through the window.  He remained in his seat, both hands firmly clutching the steering wheel, until he heard the hatchback door close shut.  He then beeped his car horn and turned to the four, offering a quick wave good-bye.  Then, with a squeal of his wheels, he was gone.

 

“Volunteerism,” sighed Tina, reaching into her purse for a cell phone.  “Gotta love it.”

Mike Lee    www.BeedoSafety.com

Tie Your Shoes

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

In the old days, one of the first things a kid learned how to do to demonstrate some level of independence (after going to the toilet alone) was tying his / her shoes. Boy, how things have changed.

I remember repeatedly watching my mom perform the act, explaining what she was doing along the way until one day it was my turn to give it a try. The first few attempts were not without fumbles. And in the early stages, sometimes a secure knot was formed rather than an easily collapsible loop. But I quickly got the hang of it, and could soon tie knots in my sneakers with the best of them.

As I got older, I began to take shortcuts with both the coming and going. I figured out how to tie the knot so that it would pull together the two sides of the shoe just tight enough to stay on without much wiggle room, but loose enough that I could remove my shoes without untying them. Easy off. Easy on. I would sometimes go weeks without having to retie the laces of my shoes.

And then things changed. I think it was around the time that they started making velcro closure for shoes. On many shoes, laces no longer existed. Young kids therefore no longer had to learn how to tie their laces. And apparently either the big shoe lace manufacturers went out of business, or someone lost the secret family recipe because the design of the laces changed. For the worse.

For whatever reason, laces no longer stay tied. Trust me when I say that my shoelacing skill is expert as ever. It’s the laces themselves which no longer feel the passion to stay in the rabbit ear loops for long. Sometimes, when I am moving about at work, my laces will come untied every 5 minutes or so. It doesn’t matter that I tie them extra tightly these days. Whether round or flat laces, it doesn’t matter, they just don’t stay tied very well.

Part of the design change, I think is that laces are now loose tubes. And they have a predisposition NOT to be tied. And part of the problem is that most of the laces you can find in the stores are too long, meaning the loops are large and flop all over the place as you walk, causing gravity to work against your best interests to untie them. In any event, I hate the current marketcrop of sneaker laces.

The kids of today’s generation demonstrate their early independence by learning how to start up various video/computer games or log onto the internet without any help. Tie their shoes? Hah.   Not a chance.

Anyway, excuse my rant. It’s time for me to go shopping for some velcro closure sneakers.  Dicks Sporting Goods has some on sale this week.

Mike Lee www.BeedoSafety.com

How I Became a Computer Geek

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Although I am largely self-taught, I consider myself pretty computer literate.   How I got into the world of technology is a bit off the beaten path. 

In 1976, I was working for a large corporation doing something that simply wasn’t enough of a challenge, and toiling for a supervisor who was a bit of a priss.  I was an excellent employee and got along well with all of my coworkers; it’s just that my direct supervisor and I had a sharp personality clash from day one.   It steadily reached the point of no return; it was clear someone had to go.  Just when I felt I had enough, the overall manager of the department suggested I apply for a job that was posted in the company’s internal job bulletin.   

It was a position as a Special Project Assistant in a division that was charged with the responsibility of automating the paper based accounting systems at corporate offices around the US.    The job was being created in the newly formed unit to assist with the computer conversions, and also teach employees in the different offices how to use the new systems and data entry equipment.  It was a 3 grade promotion over my current level so it would be tough to get.  Of course, I knew nothing about computers at that time, but I filled out an application anyway, citing my “magical dexterous fingers” as an asset to work with the computers being deployed. 

To my surprise and delight, they called me in for an interview, even though they had already decided (before the job was even posted) who was going to get it.  But in crossing all of their t’s and dotting all of their i’s, they had to consider other candidates as a formality.  I got on the short interview list because they wanted to see what kind of person would put “magical dexterous fingers” on a job application.

Well, I made enough of an impression in the interview that I stole the job away from the intended hire. And did so well in the new job that I was promoted to a corporate officer level position 4 grades higher just 4 months later.  And with that, I continued to rise up the corporate ladder in the systems world over the next 20+ years.   By the time I left the corporate world in 2000, I had been a technology manager for several years for a Fortune 500 corporation, responsible for system budgets in the tens of millions of dollars. 

Over the years, I’ve run the gamut of creating the leading edge, living on the leading edge, and being a late adopter with regards to technology. In my early days of tweaking, I bought and took apart and hardware modified the Radio Shack Color Computer and computers from Commodore and Amiga to make them more powerful.  I also dabbled in machine language programming to make a rudimentary computer graphics game on my first computer.

I’ve always been interested in new software, hardware and technologies and related gadgets in both my business career and my personal life since the mid-1970’s.  But over the last few years, I became less linked in.  With the demands of establishing a stable sales business in the safety industry, I’ve had less time to devote to some of the emerging opportunities.  I’m still considered a geek by many, but not as much a mainstream one as I used to be. In the younger generation, it’s actually fashionable to be a geek nowadays.  But it’s also good to see older people (like my parents) become adept at computers, too.

I will probably never get back to the techno-level where I used to be, especially since my wife watches my gadget spending closely.But it’s been an interesting  journey so far anyway.

Mike Lee   www.BeedoSafety.com

Why We Blog

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

I have been a writer my whole life, but don’t do as much of it as I would like.  I’m computer savvy, too. Blogging is simply a marriage of the two interests. 

Long a computer whiz, the thought occurred to me recently that I had somewhat ignored a few of the popular internet twists over the past few years… MySpace/Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and blogs.   And as I thought about them, I came to realize that they offered both a chance to relax, break away, and regroup during times of stress, and perhaps also augment what I need to do for my business to become more successful.

I’ve left entries on other people’s blogs before.  After 911, I was a very regular poster on a local news channel blog, on a wide variety of topics for well over a month.  And I have blogged about our business, sports, politics, crimes committed by children, selling on Ebay, and technology when different things have caught by my attention.  But that’s mostly been random….once every six months or so in different places.  I’ve been an intermittent voice in different crowds. 

Anyway, a  few days ago, I began reading a book I downloaded to my new Sony 505-PRS Ereader: “The Huffington Post Complete Guide to Blogging“.   I bought the Ereader because I got an email coupon from Borders to buy it for $100 off the regular price.    I downloaded the blog book because I was looking for an inexpensive item to buy to try out the new device, and the Huffington folks have a pretty good reputation so I figured they would probably know what they were talking about.   And so the next logical step was to start a blog.  Ok, so sometimes I act on impulses.  But I think that fits well into the spontaneous world of blogs anyway.

After downloading the software from Wordpress and uploading and installing it and then configuring my website for a blog, I had to write something.  So I spent 20 minutes or so and posted my first entry (about the swine flu & bird flu) yesterday.  The first posting was somewhat related to our business, as many of our blog posts will be.  We know stuff in the safety industry.  We’re experts.  We’re opinionated.  And I am hoping that eventually people will come here to find what we have to say about such things, and perhaps discover what we have to sell as well.  If the blog helps our business, that’ll be great.  If not, if I find myself proverbially speaking to myself in an empty forest, that’s ok, too.  Like I said, it’s a relaxing release for me.

Curiously, less than 5 minutes after I published my first blog yesterday, a customer and friend stopped by our office to get some 3M 8210 masks and safety glasses for his musical instrument manufacturing shop down the street from us.  He talked about how things have changed for his business over the years, how a former employee was trying to steal his customers and hurt his business, and the different things he was doing to keep with the pace.  He mentioned he had a blog, but he rarely posted to it anymore because he did not have the time.  Over the past year, he has spent too much of his time training new employees and fighting former employees and trying to let his customers know he was still around.  I told him that his blog was possibly a good venue to release some of his frustration and combat the situation.

Since our business is a family business, I don’t suspect I will have any entries here about fights with former employees, but we will probably talk about family things from time to time, or give our own perspective on things in the news. 

Anyway, so this afternoon, while my wife is sleeping off a tummy full of cherries that she ate rather than put  in the basket when we went cherry picking today, I write my second entry.  It shares a bit of who I am, where I am coming from, and why I have started the blog.   And as the blog develops over time, my “voice” will probably become clearer, more refined.  Heck, I am just getting the hang of it, and I still have to finish that Huffington book on blogging.   I think I will go back to that right now.   Cheers.

Mike Lee   www.BeedoSafety.com